Time to read Metro Times

WE'RE IN A NEWSPAPER (ON THE INTERNET)

Your boys got mentioned alongside a bunch of the other friends for our upcoming gig at Found in the Underground! Specifically we got mentioned in the Metro Times, which is pretty sick because back when we all had newspapers, we all used to use Metro Times to keep track of what cool bands were coming to Small’s or PJ’s Lager House or whatever.

(One of those venues isn’t called that anymore, and we just made reference to reading newspapers. If you somehow allowed yourself to forget that Bathroom of the Future are the oldest dudes you know, hopefully this will make sure you never forget again.)

THAT’S KINDA IT FOR THIS UPDATE, HERE’S SOME LINKS TO READ THE ARTICLE AND/OR BUY A TICKET

(MIGHT BE WORTH MENTIONING THAT EVERY TICKET SOLD CONTRIBUTES MONEY TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD AND AFFIRMATIONS, BOTH OF WHICH WE’RE HELLA STOKED ON)

also please rest assured that I wrote this entire update listening to this over and over

Thanks! See you on Saturday probably!! BYEE!!